Missing Unicorn!

I posted this ad on Craigslist tonight, just now actually, for a Norwegian White-Chested Furback that I found in our back pasture this morning.

Actually, I was at work this morning, and we don’t have a back pasture. Hell, we don’t even have a front or a side pasture. And everyone knows unicorns don’t exist.

Regardless, I posted it. It will, in all likelihood, get flagged and removed before it can reach it’s fullest potential. At the suggestion of Dave, I’ve posted it here. And yes, that is my real number.

So check out the posting, or read along with the full text here:

“I found a large white unicorn in my back pasture this morning, a Norwegian White-Chested Furback. He’s about 14 hands and his horn is about five hands with a brilliant double spiral.

He has a very calm disposition; when I first approached him he slowly trotted over and let me rub his belly. He looks to be well cared for and and appears to have been recently shod.

All in all he’s a lovely equine creature and I’d hate to be the one who lost him. If you’re missing yours, and can bring a sample of his glitter for comparison, I’d love to reunite you with him. In the meantime I will care for him as one of my own, and I assure you he will feel at home with mine.

You can contact me by replying to this post or using my cell number, 413-695-2502.

Thank you,
Shane”

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